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The Lebanese Mom!

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So here are our very own TOP 14 signs your mom is Lebanese!

TOP 1 – She can take on all the bullets yet lead as a Super Hero at her workplace, in her family and in society while being a role model that every man, and every woman, around the globe can look up to.


TOP 2 – The source of all evil is always “saf2it hawa”.


TOP 3 – She knows who assasinated ولي عهد النمسا in World War 1 and can answer every other History & Geography question she taught you for Brevet.

TOP 4 – She’d give up on your dad for a front row view of Julio Iglesias. She’d give up on you for a front row view of Wael Kfoury.


TOP 5 – She may speak in traditional Lebanese yet always switches to French when speaking about sex!


TOP 6 – She adds “ال” to any new technology she uses. Google ال . Facebook ال . Instagram ال.


TOP 7 – Name her a list of electrical home appliances and she can instantly tell you how many Watts they consume and if “rah ttekk el se3a”.

TOP 8 – She can diagnose ANY sickness faster than a Harvard Med School doctor.

TOP 9 – She speaks with the house maid in a weird language only Lebanese moms can understand.
  

TOP 10 – She has at home every type of slimming invention that has ever been sold on TV.


TOP 11 – She could be shoving today’s food down your throat while interrogating you about tomorrow’s lunch.


TOP 12 – She can use a “saboun baladé” for hours on any shape or size object without dropping the bar even once!

TOP 13 – She can flawlessly merge all of a day’s food leftovers into a new self-invented creative recipe.

TOP 14 – She has a tupperware collection bigger and more valuable than the collection of the Louvre!


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