Funny: Your Experience With Every Lebanese Service Cab!
Every Lebanese who took Service Cab inside Beirut will tell you, “disgustingly” , that is was one of the worst times of their life(except when a sexy girl/boy sits beside you - LOL!).
Well, Lebanese Service have their own breed of interesting characteristics:
One has to specify one's destination and enter the taxi only if one's destination corresponds to the itinerary of the Service-taxi. The driver stops to pick up additional passengers anywhere on the streets and drop them off generally in main squares and main streets.
1- Glad there's no one else in the CAB:
2- Oh, Hello Mr. Driver...
3- OH OH! If I Keep Looking at his Mustache He’d Kill me
4- Should I throw in a friendly medium-sized smile?
5- No No No Wait! I'm not in the mood for his boring conversations
6- Smile, Nod, I'mSmiling... And Nodding!
7- How about a quick hand gesture?
8- OMG! What did i just do??
9- Super Great.. Now I'm Stuck
10- Maybe I should move to the left side...
11- Please Talk About Something i care about!! Weather maybe...
12- I'll close the window... Oh Wait Already Closed...
13- Heyy, the wind is ruining my hair...
14- Yuhuu! Still Four Minutes to Arrive!
15- He's Mute Or Something? He Didn't Say A Word!
16- But wait he was humming Fairouz lyrics when I first got in
17- **Just a friendly reminder that my hair is ruined**
18- This is the worst day everr!
19- What's Happening? The car just stopped :)
20- Oh hello there fellow passenger!
21- YA ALLAH!! How about you walk faster... Because I'm late Dude!
22- No you’re so not sitting next to me, Right?
24- HAHA! Noooo
25- Wait! We are wearing matching converse sneakers.
26- Stop Starring at his feet***
27- I'm Not Gonna Smile Now
28- Did He Just Say Hi!?
29- Oh Am Awesome! *Flips Hair*
30- Ok! Stop, I'll Just Pretend to be texting... Yeah I'm Too BUSY!
31- HEYY! Why we are taking this road? I've never been here before! Is that a shortcut? Don't Kidnap me please?!
32- I Want My Mommyyyyy!!
33- Oh! I know that tree.. Hello There! Tree...
34- Should I pay now?
35- Ya3tik El 3afye 3ammo!
36- Now I should make my way out in style
37- Legs First, No Head First, No Legs, No Head.
38- Hey, Why You're Starring At Me?
39- I'm Fine, I'm Fine Thank You!
40- Legs First Next Time