Could this be the same woman who just this week regaled her Twitter followers with the intimate X-rated details of a live sex show she attended in Phuket, Thailand?
Is this evidence that the four horsemen might be saddling up? Here’s a sentence I never thought I’d utter: Rihanna is quitting partying.
And the risqué Diamonds star has confessed that she pretty much never gets any bedroom action these days either.
The provocative star, 25, claims she no longer fancies hitting the club scene because it’s “boring”.
“Recently I’ve become a square,” she says.
“I hate partying. I don’t know if it’s my heels – I don’t like standing up in my heels for hours. I don’t know if it’s that, but I’ve been so bored of it.”
Could this be the same woman who just this week regaled her Twitter followers with the (very) intimate X-rated details of a live sex show she attended in Phuket, Thailand?
“I don’t know if it’s because it’s the same music every night – maybe we need some more DJs,” she adds – which must be music to the ears of her dance floor superstar chums David Guetta and Calvin Harris.
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Last year, Rihanna was pictured out on average once every three nights.
“I love what I do and I’ve got a lot to celebrate,” she continues.
“So you’ll catch me celebrating every once in a while, because I work hard.”
But quizzed by Alan Carr on the 100th edition of Chatty Man tomorrow night, Chris Brown’s raunchy ex seems to say that cutting down on her nights out has left her a little lonely as she hasn’t had sex for quite a while.
She tells him: “I am such a bootleg rock star, I do nothing, literally. I’m embarrassed to say that actually. That’s so disgusting. That’s f****** pathetic.”
She adds: “I tell you, I’m a bit of a square recently. Don’t feel bad for me, I’m good.”
Meanwhile, if you care to hear more about the shrinking violet’s night out in Thailand, it involved “a live bird, two turtles, razors, shoot darts and ping pong balls”.
Keeping out of trouble, then...